Enter the race
Pick a nickname and step into the shoes of a fictional candidate.
FICTIONAL POLITICAL SATIRE · 2027 EDITION
Big promises.
Bigger wahala.
Run for office, promise the moon, dodge the memes and try to keep your political career alive. In Padi-Padi, every decision comes with consequences.
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Just for laughs. No real candidates. No party wahala.
“Renewed… something!”
MY PEOPLE!
I HAVE A PLAN.
I HAVE A PLAN.
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CAMPAIGN PROMISE #47
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FREE JOLLOF FOREVER✳ONE POTHOLE, ONE RIBBON-CUTTING✳MY PEOPLE, I HEAR YOU✳FREE JOLLOF FOREVER✳ONE POTHOLE, ONE RIBBON-CUTTING✳
THE CAMPAIGN SIMULATOR
Can you survive the wahala?
Four crises. Three choices each. One very questionable political career.
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CAMPAIGN HQOfficially unofficial
READY WHEN YOU ARE
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Honourable, the mic is yours.
Your party has picked you as its candidate. Your advisers are overconfident, the treasury is limited and the citizens have questions.
Your nickname and score will appear on the public leaderboard if you submit your result. Please don't use personal information.
YOUR SURVIVAL METERS
💚 Public trustKeep it high
💸 TreasuryDon't go broke
🔥 Political wahalaKeep it low
P.S. “We will set up a committee” is not a magic spell.
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Ridiculous decisionsChoose your own political adventure.
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Real consequencesWatch your trust, cash and chaos change.
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Bragging rightsSubmit your score and challenge your padi.
THE RULES ARE SIMPLE
Play smart. Laugh harder.
Choose your chaos
Handle campaign promises, viral rumours, party drama and day-one pressure.
Face the people
See your political destiny, then share your result with your friends.
THE PEOPLE HAVE SCORED
Naija's top padi-paddies.
RANK / PLAYERTRUSTW A H A L APOINTS
🏆Waiting for the first Honourable…Play a round and claim your place on the board.
Scores update when players submit their results.NO REAL POLITICIANS WERE HARMED IN THIS GAME.
YOUR PEOPLE ARE WAITING
Oya, Honourable.
Make your move.
The country is watching. The memes are ready.
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